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Hey Kaz, I doubt anyone would buy our POS3 even if it were a thinline... I just asked my mother and she refused blatantly. Mom said that she already purchased an XBOX 360. Well, so much for our dream....mind you I have lots of dreams with you in it..*wink wink*... Ya Microsoft Master will you get us a spot in the same office cause we realllllly like working together... While we're talking about putting in a latte machine I was wondering if we could put in a washing machine with a matching dry...

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Oh Kaz, how i admire your unyielding effort. Always optimistic. BTW I love sushi too! Cant wait to meet Bill and Melinda for lunch Friday...want to join us?

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You know Kaz, it would be kind of like Brokeback Sony...get my drift...NOT LITERALLY! lol. Dont worry Kaz, our Sony children havent really spoken to us openly yet so it seems safe... BUY A POS3 MY FANBOY CHILDREN!! wlecemo cahngo..whatever that means.

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There goes another one of my exclusives. Oh well, theres always janitor duty at Sony headquarters...

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Then my POS3 will have to deal with an even greater Microsoft Technology....The Next XBOX... *shivers uncontrollably* Hopefully I am not employed with Sony at that point...

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I love it when you wear that jumpsuit Kaz... It reminds me of the time we...oops...not here *wink*. Yup Kaz, as soon as we both get axed from our jobs, we get our new jobs!

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Well "Big Boi Secky Muscles" since you are my CHILD being the POS3 fanboy you are, I would kindly like to point out to you taht we here at Sony dont make Software such as operating systems and what not. If you know what an operating system is then you will know that it falls under technology. Our competitor Microsoft has a business in software and various peripherals being computer related. We have Sony Pictures and whatnot. THe competition we are trying ot get rid of is Nintendo......

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Ofcourse not, I have better plans for you *wink* ....lol!
We can play it out Kaz. I think we should hope for the best, maybe my mother will buy a POS3 dev kit for 200 Yen... I dont know. Hideo will be fired no ifs ands or buts. Im glad to have you on my side Kaz. CGI is the way of the FUTURE! Video games will not be playable in the future but will be a series of CGI cutscenes which we can sell to our Fanboys. That will have to work for now. If you have any more questions about the POS3...

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Kaz I feel for you, but the POS3 was MY design and MY concept. It will be my fault WHEN the POS3 FLOPS. Im just using the caps to highlight words for some POS3 fans. My Children... Wlecoem Canhge... or something like that....

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Better than the job I have now at Sony since we are going bankrupt! BUY A POS3 SIDAR, MY SON!

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Well, sony pictures did publish SPIDERMAN....so I think they have the rights to it....

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Hey Kaz, did you get that memo I sent you, the one about how this gri- POS3 is gonna launch in mid 2007? Ya well thats top classified and we cant afford to let this slip out. And also the POS3 will under go a face lift as well as a liposuction and rhinoplasty.... Its gonna look worse.

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Wow, now i can get cured. WIth all this confusion No wonder I was making these ridiculous contraptions called playstations... I shouldve been working for Nintendo the whole time.

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I just want to thank you again for those 100 360s. Theyre grrrrrrrrrrrrreat! I love how my new POS3 will have fully customizable bodys and awesome plastic finish. Its completely awwwwwwesome. Hey Bill, im gonna invite you over to play against the guys at the office. We can play singstar with our beautiful George Forman Grill.. Oops! I let out the secret!

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Thanks for giving me those XBOX360s for free. ANyway ya this is my game and I like it. At the end, the boss character is... Kaz Hirai and when you kill him, if your good enough since you havent been playing games recently, your POS3 will crash. And unless you have a warranty, it will keep crashing.

Your Father, Barbie Ken.

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No, I think you should buy a POS3 at launch. THen I will make more money and you will be able to get more exclusive games. Due to lack of funds, we are currently losing our exclusives such as GTA series.... BUY A POS3 for me, BARBIE KEN!

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Hey, Barbie Ken here, The POS3 will be customizable my children. You will be able to switch the PS symbol 90degrees. When you turn the console vertical then turn the PS symbol like that. I think I did that with one of my older systems which I think you should buy while you wait...

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Well, I guess without you that leaves 2 other Droids to pick up the work. Anyway, dont you like how nice my gri --- POS3 looks? Perrrrty aint it?
I was inspired by George Forman believe it or not!

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I love this game. Cant wait for it to come out next year on the POS3!

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Oh well, so much for trying.

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